Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'

Bill Maher
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  2. I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

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  4. The Bible looks like it started out as a game of mad libs.

  5. Saying someone is religious is heard in most of America as a compliment, a reassuring affirmation that someone will be moral, ethical, and after a few glasses of wine, a freak in the bedroom.

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